Queen of England visits Obama, stops in Crown Heights to visit red chair

Queen of England visits Obama, stops in Crown Heights to visit red chair

By Rabbi Lamech Somayach Meshumad Meshubach
Mashgiach Ruchini, Yeshiva Aishes Eish HaTorah
Special to http://Meshumadmeshubach.blogspot.com

During July of 2010, Elizabeth, the Queen of England came to New York and inspected her colonial holdings started by her grandfather, George III in 1690, including a personal meet and greet with her recently hired property managers, Barack and Michelle Obama. During that visit she also came to visit a red chair in Crown Heights, Brooklyn. The prayer seat that was formerly occupied by the Rebbe of Chabad-Lubavitch, Menachem Mendel Schneerson.

“It was just like how Grandpa described the old Brittish Empire,” she said. “People coming and going from all over the globe. At one point any petty citizen with a good reputation could find himself promoted to viceroy of an entire region. And it felt even more familiar since the rebbe and my family both claim descent from the ancient biblical King David.”

At first her highness said she found it somewhat unsettling to talk to an empty chair, but she soon came around, and began referencing the messianic redepmtion.

“It amazed me how much the Lubavitch talk of messianic redemption and our life in Windsor Palace. We have goyim wait on us hand and foot while we study the Talmud or do whatever we want, and people tell us how there are many sparks of godliness inside of us,” She said.

“Plus, the Rebbe loves us. He wants us to be happy and will arrange things from the grave, where he isn't really dead and help us to obtain our ever wish. She that lady over there, she kept two Shabbos in a row, and now she's going to have her first child at age fifty,” The Royal Queen said, perfectly parroting the old Chabad recruiting line.

The the queen went on to the most amazing revelation, that she had kept Shabbos for 40 years running. “Being of Royalty means that I never have to work, the last time I flicked a light switch was in 1961. All our meals are prepared, we never wear the same clothes twice,” Her highness said.

“I know the Rebbe hasn' worn any clothes since he died and his empire is larger, has Chabad houses in more provinces than the Brittish Empire in it's peak, but I heard he sent his suits to be dry cleaned and sometimes wore them weekly for as long as a year. I've never worn clothes twice,” she said.

The Queen went on to reference succession battles in various Hassidic sects and the divided state of Vihznitz, Satmar and Chernobyl Hassidim as proof. The Royal Family, already declared monarch over 32 countries is the organization to serve as legitimate messianic leadership over the world. But they are not above granting favors to other religious groups in a power sharing agreement, in exchange for obesiance. “Just look at England, with no separation between church and state. All yeshiva tuition is paid for from my national treasury,” She said.