Masbia, Ohel have final solution to pervasive problems
By Rabbi Lamech Somayach Meshumad Meshubach
Masgiach Ruchini Yeshiva Aishes Eish Hatorah
Special to meshumadmeshubach.blogspot.com
In a special joint press release at the Asifa agains the Internet at citi Field the leaders of Masbia soup kitchens and Ohel Family Services announced a new method of controlling the Orthodox community, while eliminating the surplus population created by the rabbinical leadership.
Alexander Rappoport and Moishe Slimazel took the stage together and made the announcement that a new plan was in effect for the ubiquitious soup kitchen located in major Jewish communities throughout New York City. They were going to start adding genetically modified Riacin poison produced by Monsanto to the food at Masbia to eliminate the crowds of mentally ill who had overrun the soup kitchen, originally conceived as a nice place for families to eat in a restaurant.
According to a paper handed out at the event, the Orthodox requirement of not using birth control had saddled a few generations of families with a lifetime of changing diapers on unwanted adult children with pervasive developmental disorders.
While it was a good boondoggle to wrench money from the government for their care, there were now more needs than the communities have the ability to care for. But the answer was simple.
“This is no difference from how we use so many other methods to defraud the nations which surround klal Yisroel for our personal benefit. In addition to eliminating the surplus expenses associated with all the unwanted and unwatched people, a generous pool of donors was taking out life insurance policies like crazy with the idea this is a new way to strike it rich,” Rapp said.
Slimazel added, “Kol Yisroel areivim zeh leh zeh. We have to look out for each other's interest, even if it means murdering the most powerless amongst us."
"While this may sound new to some people, in fact, the community has long preyed off of people, just look at the millions pfilfered off the BT movement that have generously benefited our rabbis," Slimazel said. "Some of that even trickles down to people in need. It is proven by rabbonim, by repeating silly statements about inheritance people will eventually give up common sense with the hope an invisible man in the sky would reward generosity. We know it's a lie, but one that pays the party bureaucrats well."
The genesis of the idea of eliminating the disabled population centered around an analysis that Masbia customers were no longer accepting services from Ohel and thus not benefiting klal Yisroel anymore. Apparently the idea came from an event during World War Two, when a nurse at a mental hospital poisoned several hundred mental patients to save them from working to death in a Nazi labor camp. Mark Weiskopf was completely exonerated in a tribunal when he said he saved the patients from a slow and painful death.
“We monetized the disabled to the enrichment of ourselves, and many Jewish people, but now there are too many disabled to profit anymore. I made my millions and I want out. We have no easier solution,” Slimazel said.
“By controlling adults and forbidding them to use birth control, we created a surplus population of unwanted disabled adults that enabled us to charge the government a fortune providing diapers, medical care and food for them. Who would have imagined there would ever be too many,” Rapp said.
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Tuesday, January 18, 2011
New Organization demands equal treatment for Hassidim
New Organization demands equal treatment for Hassidim
By Rabbi Lamech Somayach Meshumad Meshubach
Mashgiach Ruchini, Yeshivah Aishes Eish HaTorah
Special to MeshumadMeshubach.blogspot.com
Anyone walking along Williamsburg Street on a recent Friday would have glimpsed hundreds of Hassidim Jostling like pigeons to watch an overturned oil truck on the Brooklyn Queens Expressway as a part of their Oneg Shabbos. You would have also observed sundry goyim driving by and shouting various epithets at the Jews blocking traffic on the access road. This is the rational for a heimish new organization being formed in Brooklyn called the Society of People for the Ethical Treatment of Hassidim.
The group is a coordinating body between Williamsburg, Midwood and Boro Park. It’s purpose is to focus attention on the four areas in which the largest number of hassidim suffer most intensely for the longest time, minyan factories, shatnez laboratories, in the clothing trade and cleaning out leavening for passover.
A website for the group declared that PETH works through public education, cruelty investigations, research, animal rescue legislation, special events, celibacy involvement, and protest campaigns.
“I mean look at these poor suffering Hassidim, held slave to a million different myths and fears, half of them never getting laid and the other half giving their wives herpes from the prostitutes on Smith and South ninth streets,” Said Rabbi Pesach Feivel of Monsey. “Every time I go to the titty bar my girls tell me about another tragedy of the system. It is time we began to tell these Hassidim that we care, that they are people also,” he said.
“As of late, large number of protesters have found themselves in trouble with the various townships and councils for their uncompromising stands on Hassidic rights. For example, there are a large number of stringencies associated with the cleaning for passover, the festival of matzos that involve removing every crumb of leavened bread from a persons house. Clearly this is an unnecessary stringency for them to clean every last inch of their home,” Rabbi Feivel said.
The group website said that the training Hassidic children receive from age three to six is inhuman. It said “they suffer from extreme loneliness, boredom and frustration from the intellectual cages month after month.” The website claimed these children cannot speak for themselves and need PETH members to speak for them, and gave a range of suggestions, ranging from writing letters, to boycotts and marches.
Of course one of the biggest areas where help is needed is clothing, and the group was supporting the donation of cruelty free, drop dead georgous clothing for all kinds and sizes of clothing. It even had a skins trade section narrated by Pamela Anderson that would instruct women on the proper way to show some thong without even violating the ban on modest dress and behavior, by being aware of social norms.
One of the more interesting theoretical ideas on the site was the nude run through Williamsburg to show that that there can be modesty based on behavior, regardless of actual dress. The lecture included a video essay of fat old people casually conversing on a nudist beach.
The group was also seeking to overthrow the strict requirement and replace it with an easier way of observing the holidays. One option was to have a giant bunny deliver black socks to all the young boys and black stockings to all the little girls in Boro Park and Williamsburg.
The idea was masterminded by someone identified as Rabbi Paul Kook who said that he “Had no idea if this would be better but that at least it would be a change.”
By Rabbi Lamech Somayach Meshumad Meshubach
Mashgiach Ruchini, Yeshivah Aishes Eish HaTorah
Special to MeshumadMeshubach.blogspot.com
Anyone walking along Williamsburg Street on a recent Friday would have glimpsed hundreds of Hassidim Jostling like pigeons to watch an overturned oil truck on the Brooklyn Queens Expressway as a part of their Oneg Shabbos. You would have also observed sundry goyim driving by and shouting various epithets at the Jews blocking traffic on the access road. This is the rational for a heimish new organization being formed in Brooklyn called the Society of People for the Ethical Treatment of Hassidim.
The group is a coordinating body between Williamsburg, Midwood and Boro Park. It’s purpose is to focus attention on the four areas in which the largest number of hassidim suffer most intensely for the longest time, minyan factories, shatnez laboratories, in the clothing trade and cleaning out leavening for passover.
A website for the group declared that PETH works through public education, cruelty investigations, research, animal rescue legislation, special events, celibacy involvement, and protest campaigns.
“I mean look at these poor suffering Hassidim, held slave to a million different myths and fears, half of them never getting laid and the other half giving their wives herpes from the prostitutes on Smith and South ninth streets,” Said Rabbi Pesach Feivel of Monsey. “Every time I go to the titty bar my girls tell me about another tragedy of the system. It is time we began to tell these Hassidim that we care, that they are people also,” he said.
“As of late, large number of protesters have found themselves in trouble with the various townships and councils for their uncompromising stands on Hassidic rights. For example, there are a large number of stringencies associated with the cleaning for passover, the festival of matzos that involve removing every crumb of leavened bread from a persons house. Clearly this is an unnecessary stringency for them to clean every last inch of their home,” Rabbi Feivel said.
The group website said that the training Hassidic children receive from age three to six is inhuman. It said “they suffer from extreme loneliness, boredom and frustration from the intellectual cages month after month.” The website claimed these children cannot speak for themselves and need PETH members to speak for them, and gave a range of suggestions, ranging from writing letters, to boycotts and marches.
Of course one of the biggest areas where help is needed is clothing, and the group was supporting the donation of cruelty free, drop dead georgous clothing for all kinds and sizes of clothing. It even had a skins trade section narrated by Pamela Anderson that would instruct women on the proper way to show some thong without even violating the ban on modest dress and behavior, by being aware of social norms.
One of the more interesting theoretical ideas on the site was the nude run through Williamsburg to show that that there can be modesty based on behavior, regardless of actual dress. The lecture included a video essay of fat old people casually conversing on a nudist beach.
The group was also seeking to overthrow the strict requirement and replace it with an easier way of observing the holidays. One option was to have a giant bunny deliver black socks to all the young boys and black stockings to all the little girls in Boro Park and Williamsburg.
The idea was masterminded by someone identified as Rabbi Paul Kook who said that he “Had no idea if this would be better but that at least it would be a change.”
Monday, November 22, 2010
Sephardim vote to make Flatbush Judenrein
Sephardim vote to make Flatbush Judenrein
By Rabbi Lamech Somayach Meshumad Meshubach
Masgiach Ruchini
Yeshiva Aishes Eish HaTorah
Special to MeshumadMeshubach.blogspot.com
A new war has been declared in Flatbush, but this one is not between the gentile ethnicities and the Jews. This war is between the Syrians and the Ashkenazi Jewish groups living in Brooklyn. The opening salvo began when the Syrians expanded their exclusion of converts to exclude Ashkenazi Jews.
German is not a Jewish language and all other Jews had no Jewish roots, the grand mufti declared on Wednesday. He further declared he wanted the area Jeudenrein, adopting the German term for an area that has been ethnically cleansed of Jewish people speaking German.
“Flatbush was given to us and not to them,” declared Fred Shakirge, the chief rabbi and grand mufti of the diaspora Syrian Jewish community. He went on to compare the Ashkenazi confusion of Poland with the term Po – Len, here to them, in Hebrew. Flatbush has a similar meaning in the Syrian dialect of Farsi that an Ashkenazi Jew would never know.
“We want these Kuzaris out of here,” Shakirge said. “It is declared in the Talmud how mass conversions will bring a curse on the Jewish people. The results are self-evident when we have fools walking around in the summer heat wearing heavy wool outfits and fur hats as if they were in the coldest Siberian winter.”
The contempt Shakirge expresed for white Jews was not constrained to inappropriate clothing choices, he also attacked ridiculous chumra like a prohibition on rice based on flour bags being used for rice in a previous century.
“The core of the problem with them [Askenazis] is that they are using superficial aspects of the religion to afflict people in ridiculous ways. We find a single issue, completely torment people on the one point and they can do what they want the rest of the time,” he said.
“After the movie Syriana came out, we knew Syrian Jews have a special connection to the elite ruling class in America. We have what they want,” Shakirge said. “The people in the movie they have oil, but that is nothing compared with Syrians being the chosen people.”
Sebi Lenihan, a professor of Jewish history at Carnegie Melon university agreed, offering supporting evidence commonly known from history. “After their expulsion from Yemen in 1948 we found the Jews from that region were speaking the language of King Solomon, living as itinerant sheepherders, peeing in latrines and they all had direct lineage to the King. The closest King these other Jews can claim connection to is in the 60's they were marching with Martin Luther King. Not quite the same thing.”
By Rabbi Lamech Somayach Meshumad Meshubach
Masgiach Ruchini
Yeshiva Aishes Eish HaTorah
Special to MeshumadMeshubach.blogspot.com
A new war has been declared in Flatbush, but this one is not between the gentile ethnicities and the Jews. This war is between the Syrians and the Ashkenazi Jewish groups living in Brooklyn. The opening salvo began when the Syrians expanded their exclusion of converts to exclude Ashkenazi Jews.
German is not a Jewish language and all other Jews had no Jewish roots, the grand mufti declared on Wednesday. He further declared he wanted the area Jeudenrein, adopting the German term for an area that has been ethnically cleansed of Jewish people speaking German.
“Flatbush was given to us and not to them,” declared Fred Shakirge, the chief rabbi and grand mufti of the diaspora Syrian Jewish community. He went on to compare the Ashkenazi confusion of Poland with the term Po – Len, here to them, in Hebrew. Flatbush has a similar meaning in the Syrian dialect of Farsi that an Ashkenazi Jew would never know.
“We want these Kuzaris out of here,” Shakirge said. “It is declared in the Talmud how mass conversions will bring a curse on the Jewish people. The results are self-evident when we have fools walking around in the summer heat wearing heavy wool outfits and fur hats as if they were in the coldest Siberian winter.”
The contempt Shakirge expresed for white Jews was not constrained to inappropriate clothing choices, he also attacked ridiculous chumra like a prohibition on rice based on flour bags being used for rice in a previous century.
“The core of the problem with them [Askenazis] is that they are using superficial aspects of the religion to afflict people in ridiculous ways. We find a single issue, completely torment people on the one point and they can do what they want the rest of the time,” he said.
“After the movie Syriana came out, we knew Syrian Jews have a special connection to the elite ruling class in America. We have what they want,” Shakirge said. “The people in the movie they have oil, but that is nothing compared with Syrians being the chosen people.”
Sebi Lenihan, a professor of Jewish history at Carnegie Melon university agreed, offering supporting evidence commonly known from history. “After their expulsion from Yemen in 1948 we found the Jews from that region were speaking the language of King Solomon, living as itinerant sheepherders, peeing in latrines and they all had direct lineage to the King. The closest King these other Jews can claim connection to is in the 60's they were marching with Martin Luther King. Not quite the same thing.”
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